happy to see Tila Tequila, one of the first e-celebrities, is finally posting normal shit on her blog. I wrote this poem about her last week:

was tila tequila trolling us

unintentionally?

see weird al javkovich today

with his orb, big metal spoon

her first attempt, Asian stereotype?

MySpace is your space big eyes blink

sex sidekick turned into

Juggalos throwing poop amid big boos

Then you had the hitlers

the conspiracy theories like alex jones and group stalking

videos peering in at her space except now it was exposed wrong

gnawing off the edge

she was eating the ether, empty vessel

light rushing straight into the brain, frozen

by the side of the road in a symbol

mimicking the Illuminati.

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